Stop taking in stray animals. (DirecTV Commercial, 2012)

▷ Today’s Sentences (8) (Difficulty: 3/4)

When you pay too much for cable, you throw things.
When you throw things, people think you have anger issues.
When people think you have anger issues, your schedule clears up.
When your schedule clears up, you grow a scraggly beard.
When you grow a scraggly beard, you start taking in stray animals.
And when you start taking in stray animals, you can’t stop taking in stray animals.
Stop taking in stray animals.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
curious-little-boy ♣ stray [streɪ]: lost, or without a home
♣ scraggly [ˈskræɡ(ə)li]: scraggly hair is messy and does not look clean or healthy

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