Don’t have your dad get punched over a can of soup. (DirecTV Commercial, 2014)

▷ Today’s Sentences (9) (Difficulty: 3/4)

When the cable company keeps you on hold, you feel trapped.
When you feel trapped, you need to feel free.
When you need to feel free, you try hang-gliding.
When you try hang-gliding, you crash into things.
When you crash into things, the grid goes down.
When the grid goes down, crime goes up.
And when crime goes up, your dad gets punched over a can of soup.
Don’t have your dad get punched over a can of soup.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
curious-little-boy ♣ grid [noun]
a set of wires that carries the electricity supply (Macmillan Dictionary)

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