▷ Today’s Sentences (9) (Difficulty: 3/4)
When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored. | |
When you get bored, you start staring out windows. | |
When you start staring out windows, you see things you shouldn’t see. | |
When you see things you shouldn’t see, you need to vanish. | |
When you need to vanish, you fake your own death. | |
When you fake your own death, you dye your eyebrows. | |
And when you dye your eyebrows, you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley. | |
Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley. | |
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV. |
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♣ vanish [verb] If someone or something vanishes, they disappear suddenly or in a way that cannot be explained. (Collins Dictionary) |
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